AllanTeh

2011-11-13T20:54:00.006+08:00

WHAT EACH KISS MEANS

Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together
Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends
Kiss on the Hand: I adore you
Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now
Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect
Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU!

WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS

Holding Hands: We definitely like each other
Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you
Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are
Playing with Hair: Let's fool around
Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go
Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you

2011-11-07T11:24:00.009+08:00

Do you remember when you first got together with your partner, before you were sure of their love? And maybe even after? If you arrived anywhere first you always had that nervous feeling until they turned up. Whenever you saw them, your world is lighted up. Whenever they left, you felt bereft until you saw them again.

That feeling gradually fades. You're no longer surprised to see them, you have nothing to be nervous about now.

I am proud because I am the person they chose to be with. Even if they're away for 4-5 days, I am still excited to see them when they return. Of course, who doesn't want their partner to feel excited and uplifted when we appear.

After all, this give me the reason for living, to be able to bring that much joy to YOU.

2011-10-31T00:01:00.002+08:00

Sometimes I just need a chat

A chat that will brighten me up

Nothing much

It's so uncomfortable to hide it in your heart

When you told your friends about it, they will only tell you not to be so sad, dont emo.

What's more? In the end, everything is still in my heart.

Where are my listeners? Sigh, I don't think they exist already.

2011-10-29T10:57:00.002+08:00

If you feel burdened by me only looking at you, I will leave now
If my uncontrolable emotions have bothered you, I will back off now
I wondered if you might just fly away from my side
I couldn’t even rest for a day or breathe a sigh of relief
I didn’t know at all that these dumb obsessions of mine would trouble you

Before you go

2011-10-16T09:54:00.000+08:00

I love you baby. =)

2011-09-27T09:18:00.002+08:00

Everything seems so smooth to me right now, both army and relationship. Attached on 7th Sept 2011 6am. Yes, I really took a very long time to bring up my courage to kiss you. That's because I'm scared I will be rejected. But no, you accepted. I was freaking happy that I wanted to hug you up and fly.

I feel so guilty over the past 2 weeks, letting you to wait for me everyday. Making you feel so worried because I fell sick during the 4th day of my adjustment week. I felt so helpless, lying on the bed in sickbay for 2 entire days. Every single moment thinking of you beside me to feed me porridge. I promised I will take very good care of my body in army!

Baby, I love you more and more =)

2011-08-26T19:54:00.002+08:00

This is a great song. This song never fail to enlighten me.

2011-08-26T18:43:00.002+08:00

Eh F. I dont like this seriously. Whenever I see the two of you, I will console myself that U are just wearing my old shoes and it's because I dont want to wear so I give it to U. I know it's childish to say this but why am I thinking of such retard comments in my mind?

Now I know why, because I care, I really care. What about you? You dont treat me as a lover. You fall for me first okay! It's like how I feel about you that few weeks so I decided to be with you. After my trip back, where are you? Gone, disappear, vanish.

I'm very sure you're a failure, a big failure in everything, not just relationship. Reflect yourself please, look at your bad temper. I can say nobody can tahan it EXCEPT me. Spoilt tampered bitch!

And for him, he's just a 第三者，狐狸精.

2011-08-24T16:54:00.002+08:00

It's always hard to find someone who can really lend me their ears. A person who laughs and jokes non-stopping doesn't mean he don't have any single problems at all. It's really very xin ku to keep everything in my heart anymore, I want to shout it out LOUD! ROAHS! I dont want to accumulate all my unsolved problems. Driving me crazy to the max!

2011-08-24T00:16:00.002+08:00

Thinking of you like every single sec. Don't do this to me leh, I'm really very sian one leh. What to do? I promised my friend that I'll not be emo after today! Hopefully I can do it! Yeahs. This feeling is back again! Grrr.

Good nights anyway!

2011-08-23T15:20:00.003+08:00

Everything starts all again. I wonder if it's my assumption or it's the fact? I really have something to say to you. I think it does make a difference if I said it out but somehow hold back. Now it's even harder to forget you, all those smiles, laughs, jokes and memories that you gave.

I think I've really changed a lot after graduating. I used to joke, mingle, run and laugh around. I dare to say I'm a kid during that time, 19 only okay. But for now, I'm too calm already. People tried really hard to motivate me to talk but I just kept quiet. I really feel like apologizing but somehow my feeling hold me back. Whatever it is, SORRY! =(

Is this the sign of aging or I'm not the old Allan anymore? Why can't I be so hyper like what I am before. And I really get irritated easily nowadays. Tsk-ing and giving stares at people like every now and then.

It seems so hard for me to laugh out loud.
P.S: I will not cry because it's over, I will smile because it happened!

2010-07-17T23:50:00.003+08:00

After all, I'm still a kid.

She feeds me with medicine,

Touches my forehead every moment to ensure I'm not running a high fever,

Covers me with blanket so that I'll not feel cold,

Massages my leg when I had a cramp.

Credits to Dearest Mummy for the Fast Recovery.

I love You.

2010-06-12T16:23:00.003+08:00

I don't have the mood to blog recently.
Just no mood.
No mood for work, no mood for food, no mood for shopping.
Aiyah just no mood.
I seem to be trapped in some dark pit hole!
Need to be rescued.

Catch A Nightmare On Elm Street with clique at The Cathay.
I would rate 2.5/5. Not worth to watch.
Thanks to JianHui's good recommendation if not I would be watching the Killers instead.
The entire outing was a SPLENDID one! Don't wish to further describe it if not it would be damn bored.

2010-05-17T21:36:00.002+08:00

Picnic at Marina Barrage
I swear I wont go again at 2pm! The weather sucks...

It's very dangerous too cos you won't know when a kite is going to land on YOU!

AND kites being tangled with another, ended up with those strings surrounding YOU!

Our poor kite, we managed to fly it. BUT somehow our kite was being cut and flew off to don't know where. SADs T_T

Therefore ended up cam-whoring, eating food and walking around. =)

The girls!

1st Couple ah...

2nd Couple ah...

3rd Couple ah...

Sisters!

Mandy with leeling and Joel

Rabbit Teeth Shujia

Nice Scenery

Hey Leeling, I can't see your eyes.

This is our Batman Kite

These two are in their own world...

Everybody is looking at the Gigantic Kite!

Best Best Friend!

Jianhui, you look so dark like bangla sia. HAHA!

Shujia was making a fuss because nobody wants to take photo with her.

Sujun stepped out and saved us. Wahahaha!

Jianhui scolded shujia as 奸女人 for giving this pose.

Our young mother, Mandy Wong

Sisters of 3

Damn kua zhang sia, just look at the sky

2010-05-04T21:34:00.002+08:00

Happy 20th Birthday Elephant Wong, Mandy

Her first present from all of us,

Went to Marina's Kbox,
Shujia drew that BIG Elephant Card to Mandy and Mandy likes it a lot! Haha

Sujun appeared out of nowhere, bringing Mandy's birthday cake out.
And sang the birthday song to Mandy.

Wishing

Shujia/Mandy

Headed over to Fish & Co for the second part of celebration

Group photo taking while waiting for our food to be served.
TAKE 1

TAKE 2
We were told to change our pose by the camerawoman(Fish & Co's staff) HAHA

TAKE 3

We just ordered 2 dishes cos we were too full!
Fish and Chips,

My Favorite Seafood Platter especially their fried sotongs,

Finally, Mandy opened her first birthday present!
It turns out to be ...

We forced her to wear it...

OUTCOME:
Laughing our heads off, damn freaking funny!

Fish & Co's staff gathered together and started to cheer, like we're in CAMP.

BIRTHDAY CAKE!
I love the base of it!

2010-04-24T11:45:00.003+08:00

I am year 3 student now, tsk! Time passes fast!
Am slacking during the first week and I had skipped 3 lessons already. Tsk tsk tsk. I will try to attend every lesson starting from next week onwards so that I can skip during the last few weeks.

Am so excited for this coming weekend, 1st and 2nd of May! Why? Cos Am going over to Selangor(Kuala Lumpur) with my friends to see 萤火虫. It's the tourist attraction in KL. I only remembered that my Grandma's house used to have a lot of 萤火虫 at night.

Don't really know what to post recently.
Oh yeahs, and here are the songs that Am addicted to:

Take Care Of My Girlfriend - Beast/B2st
SHOCK - Beast/B2st
Lolipop 2 - BIG BANG
Ballad - Ayumi Hamasaki
Tik Tok - Ke$ha
SHERO - S.H.E
Nothing On You (feat. Bruno Mars) - B.o.B
New Divide - Linkin Park
Rude Boy - Rihanna
Hey, Soul Sister - Train
Break Your Heart - Taio Cruz
In My Head - Jason Derulo

Do listen =)

2010-04-06T21:46:00.002+08:00

I wanna say,
I got a lot of things to say to you but I don't have the chance,
I didn't say it out when I got the chance. T_T

Some love has been given to me but I don't care, I don't want, when I want to treasure it, it's gone already. T_T

Sometimes it's just because of small little things, jealousness, face, unwilling to step back and that's it. *End*

2010-04-05T17:23:00.010+08:00

I am a movie maniac now!
I've watched 2 movies last week.

CLASH OF THE TITIANS(3D) (3.5 out of 5)
FIRE OF CONSCIENCE (4 out of 5)

PREVIEW for CLASH OF THE TITIANS

PREVIEW for FIRE OF CONSCIENCE

The next 2 movies which I want to catch as well:

PRINCE OF PERSIA

Prince of Persia
Ju-On, WHITE and BLACK GHOST

2010-04-03T11:51:00.003+08:00

I can be a totally freaking cruel person so please don't say a NO anymore

I say what means what. Your say doesn't mean a thing to me

Please use your brain at times if not why are you born having a brain,

Why not become a retard?

I hate you.

Such dependency will not be forgiven

WARNING: Do not test LEO's patience

2010-04-03T11:44:00.001+08:00

I will not put too much hope on you as I know it will be a disappointing one

2010-03-10T20:26:00.002+08:00

错的是我们还没学会爱
就急着爱人而爱错人

错的是别人自以为懂爱
才会又爱人又伤害人

Agree with my S.H.E.

HAHA ^^

2010-03-06T20:48:00.003+08:00

3rd of March,

We celebrated ourselves at Holland Village, Crystal Jade Steamboat.

Ruozhen told us that this is the best part of the pork bone. She just used her chopstick and dug this hole up and eat it. EEW.
She even told us that her customers even order her to give them a straw to suck it up. ER XIN TTM!

4th of Mar,

Had Mahjong session with secondary school clique in the afternoon followed by Steamboat then Party World in the night time.

Jac drove us there. OMG, 6 people squeezing behind at the back. HAHA!
Thanks to her, we can have free rides. =)

5th of Mar,
Lunch time at Billy Bomber.
Watched Alice in the Wonderland 3D. (2.5 stars out of 5)

Gonna rest. Not going out for this 2 days.

2010-02-28T23:08:00.002+08:00

I've spent my CNY rushing assignments and revising for exams.
If I'm not wrong, I only play blackjack twice, one time at Shujia's house and another at Shi Ting's house.

The most pathetic thing is that I play Mahjong for ONE and the only ONE time! Seriously, I love Mahjong to the max. I started playing when I was 13 and it was taught by my mother. The feeling of HU, ZI-MO! Gosh!

I hate being put in a difficult position. My relatives will always ask me where's my Mummy when I visited them.
I will take a glance at my Dad and answered : "Working lorhs"
I wonder how long should I hide the truth from them. Haix~ T_T
It's been a year already.

Guys, please cherish your family.
I can tell you honestly that I am not happy in a broken family.
I rather my parents kept quarreling non-stop than not saying a word to one another.
Whenever they're at home, both of them will shut the doors till another left the house. Otherwise, they will SMS me if one has left anot.
Come on please, it had been a year already.
How long should I continue? For the rest of our lives?

Should or should not, I will move out of my house when I grew up.
I won't abandon the rest, just that I can't stand it anymore. That's one of the reason I'm sleeping in my living room.

P/S : I will always be happy, laughing forever!

2010-02-26T22:53:00.003+08:00

Last paper to go and I will be free for 5 days and continue for my attachment for a total period of 6 weeks which is damn good! My schedule will be packed GAO GAO! I dont like to have too much of free time or else I'll become useless. My brain will be like a null shell.

I like these 2 days a lot with Shujia and Jianhui. We had been relaxing a lot. After my paper on thursday, we headed off to town for SUSHI TEI. We waited for about 20 minutes before we could get our seats.

Yeemei introduced the Beef Kaminabe to me, he told me that the soup base is very 'sian'. I ordered that immediately with Shujia. It's damn salty mann when they refilled a lot of times. My tongue is very dried. I love the taste of the Teriyaki Steak there.

I feel on top of the world when I placed this piece of steak into my mouth. Like it when there's blood.

Even Shujia(The Salty Queen) also complained to me that the soup base is very 'sian'.

This is what Jianhui's order. He told me that he is very full after eating this. Are you sure?

Fresh Salmon

I went to VIVO CITY with Shujia and Jianhui again today to watch the
MOVIE [PERCY JACKSON AND THE LIGHTNING THIEF]
I would rate 3.7 stars out of 5.
I expected more of the action thingy.

Before watching movie, we had CARL's JUNIOR. I ordered Double Cheesey Beef something and the Beef Chilli fries. It's a must to order that Beef Chilli Fries when you go to CARL's JUNIOR!

WOW, I ate 4 types of beef in a row in 2 days time. I am getting fatter but I don't care. As long as there's good food, I will not let it off. HAHA!

DAI RUO ZHEN, you told us that you'll not be working today and you've promised Shujia to watch movie with us. In the end? Empty promises as usual! HNG~
Anyway, it's okay. We'll have more chances the next time. ^^

I had this dishes on my Mummy's birthday. Forgotten to take some pictures. Erhs!

YAM, my favourite.

The real Shark's Fin soup.
Look at the fin, it's so thick.

My favourite too, Black Pepper Chilli Crab.
Actually, there's still BEIJING KAO YA(DUCK).
My mummy ordered all the dishes which I like. OMG. MUACKS

This is what I've become, Fatter!

2010-02-21T12:34:00.002+08:00

I am both physically and mentally TIRED! Please, give me a break.

I need a good laugh.

别爱我如果你心里想的是别人, 如果不会长久，如果你没把握。

2010-02-21T12:29:00.002+08:00

After my second paper,

2010-02-14T11:21:00.002+08:00

BOOM~ Happy 2010 Chinese New Year + Valentine's Day!
My Grandmother just passed away last year. So if I go back to my hometown also no use. No red packets! Only reunion dinner. Visiting my relatives later.
This year's Chinese New Year is really very boring for me.
No gambling? Nothing! Aiya. Just very boring larhs!

2010-02-06T00:32:00.002+08:00

POPEYES! Go Go Go!

Queuing up for the food!!! =)

Cam-Whoring time!

I like this small waterfall

Ruby jewelery!

How I wish to own this jeweleries and sell them away! Right Ruozhen? HAHA!

These photos are taken from my Iphone, not bad ehs the effect? HAHA!
Good night all.

2010-02-01T22:14:00.003+08:00

I've gotten my baby iphone finally! I was kinda stupid with the functions and all that. Need people to guide me always. HAHA! Alvin Tham, had to trouble you a lot nowadays for the iphone thingy. =).

Just take a look at the long queue!

Thanks to our dearest Yeemei for helping out

Before Aidan and clique arrives, Nicholas Zhang Dong Liang was singing with the students. Being a fan of him, I must took pictures of him for sure! haha.

Some random pics!

STEAMBOAT for the three of us!

Aftermath, I rushed out again around 9plus to town. Met my malaysia friends. And I'll remember this date, 1st Feb 2010 forever! Never gonna forget about it for my entire life! It was convenient as my friend drives.

*Kind of sport car* My urine is going to come out every now and then. It was so FAST! My friend told me he drove 240km/hr in MY's expressway.

That's why they took 2 hours to reach SG! That's fast!

There's still a lot of people at 12am! SIAO!

MUSTAFA! I'm going to announce that ALLAN is going to be here for the first and last time! No more!

My friend was being accused as a theft in this stupid idiotic place! Not a even a chance was given for my friend to explain.

That bastard Chinese old man called the police immediately. As you guys know, once the police interrupted in the case, it will really become a BIG problem!

Why would my friend go and steal that 60++ perfume !?!? 3 of us were standing anxiously outside the CCTV room while he was inside the room. Conversations between us and him were not allowed! WTF!?!?

Tears rolled down when I saw him being handcuffed by the police. That unbearable feeling, I don't know how to describe. And we can't do even a single thing, just looking at him being handcuffed and handled to the police. F...?

Was moody this whole morning till I heard that he was all right after all. Thanks goodness.

And I'm going to curse that bastard guy HERE!
"You will not live more than 60 years old!"
"One of your kin will die within this week!"
"You'll either become paralyzed or handicapped when you're old!"

I am not scared of getting karma.

Sorry guys if I did not tend to talk much this morning because I'm really kind of moody.. Hope you guys understand. =)

2010-01-27T21:31:00.002+08:00

To Add On,

You see those chairs in my pictures? There was another set of 3 chairs besides us. I'm so HIGH that I kept mentioning to them how dark and evil the people are in company, backstabbing, acting, etc etc. Non-stopping for about 10mins. Suddenly, someone stood up behind us and all of us were SHOCKED! WTF! She was sitting over there since we came and we don't know! Cos the chair is really very huge as you guys can see, tsk! She heard all of our conversations i guess. She is going to be our future senior-college! Tsk!

2010-01-27T18:47:00.002+08:00

Headed over to this ulu place PANTECH BUSINESS PARK. It was located at pandan loop. We went there for an interview regarding about our attachment. 6 weeks SGD 800. Not bad la hor? Working in an office, hanging out with colleges, drinking coffee, gossiping behind people's back. tsk tsk tsk. I gonna do all of them during the first day of my work! HAHA! Love my attachment. 8th March faster come please!

2010-01-24T23:33:00.000+08:00

要停就一起停 , 要进就一起进

2010-01-22T14:27:00.002+08:00

This movie DAYBREAKERS really 'rocks'. The 'Best'!
Seriously I can't stand those blood bursting, disgusting scenes. I am really very scared. I hid behind ruozhen throughout the entire movie.

Random photos:

Taken at ah dor's shop. My zei zei's favorite shop.

On our way back. Ruozhen you look so pretty here. Cannot see clearly. =)

2010-01-21T10:41:00.003+08:00

Dai Ruo Zhen! 21 years old. Tsk tsk tsk...

Mandy got her the present first. HAHA! We were laughing like crazy when we saw that bunch of bananas.

21 bananas in all! Mandy said she spent 30 minutes finding exactly 21 bananas in wet market. I don't think she need that 30 minutes, so long. Given her muscular legs, she can stabilize well.

Total of 4 chopping boards. Her presents. Serve her right!

ACTUAL PRESENT:
wanted to give her a surprise so those presents in front are just pulling her leg. haha.
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Ruozhen's birthday cake... We were preparing for so long!

Ruozhen with her bananas and the cake. A lot of students were passing by and I heard them saying : "How come there are bananas?". Kind of paiseh

Cutting cake process/Playing games process...

StrawBerry VS Ruozhen's nose
How many % alike?

Banana VS Ruozhen's face shape.
Alike? Or exactly the same?

Ruozhen after make-up. Look at her glossy lips. Her complexion improves too! The korean pushcart woman pulled Ruozhen to try first... However, Mandy, Leeling and Shujia were pulled too! Tsk tsk tsk...

Mandy's make up is so thick and white!

Sisters Forever for them

I like this picture the BEST! Look at Mandy. Smiled until... Machiam kena first prize and her awards are the bananas! Seriously can't stop laughing at this picture!

The bananas turned black. Ruozhen was swinging with the bananas. The juice even came out. Totally disgusting!

SAKURA time!

SISTERS of DICT 2B/04

Ruozhen/Shujia

Ruozhen/Sujun

Ruozhen/Mandy

Ruozhen/Jianhui

Leeling/Ruozhen

Ruozhen/Allan
Mandy is a lousy camera woman. Keep taking blur pictures of me

Shi Ting/Ruozhen

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Happy 21st Birthday Dai Ruo Zhen.

2010-01-19T09:15:00.003+08:00

ZOO! Animals! I am someone who like to explore on animals too. Find it strange for Allan to do such things? HAHA! Got to accept the fact because I am just one. =). That's why I really like to go to the zoo, not because I am a panda! HNG~ What I hate is the weather! It's really damn humid you know... tsk! Sickening weather always.

Finally, I get to go with my cousins! Here come the photos:

White Tiger

Normally when the female tiger gives birth to little cubs, one usually will die. So sad.

Wild Boar

It's a species of pig, can live up to 20 years old. It can be dangerous if you provoked him! HAHA! He will charge you from a distance and use his tusk to attack you. WOW. Sounds like pokemon? =)
This picture looks abit like Ruozhen.

Baboon

Baboons sleep, travel, feed and socialize together in groups of about 50 individuals! That's big! My clique is only about 8-11. Wonder if they are about 30 Aidans and yeemeis, Mandys and ruozhens... Kind of irritating.

I had no idea who are they but they sure look cool!

Squirrels

Alligator

You guys know how to differentiate between crocodile and alligator? Let Allan teaches you.

An alligator's fourth tooth is hidden whereas the crocodile is not! Alligator tends to be bigger than crocodile a little bit, especially his head. Alligators are actually NOT known for being aggressive toward man unless nesting or unexpectedly disturbed. But crocodiles will attack human if the humans tend to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

The animal which I hate most is Crocodile. Despite of his huge size, he can run faster than anyone of us! Even if he is on LAND and that sucks totally! How can such big monster with short fat legs runs so fast? Look at Mandy, do you think she can run fast? NO for sure!

*Crocodile's teeth continue to grow their entire life, even one is broken, another will grow and soon replace it. *

Komodo-Dragon

It looks ugly and disgusting! Exactly like mandy, overall is black except for some place is white. HAHA!

Sea-Lion

Elephant aka Mandy

The best reptile of all! I love snakes TTM!

2010-01-14T21:43:00.002+08:00

I went to The Cathay yesterday with shujia and jianhui. Hunting for my Chinese New Year Clothes. I like the shop:VOLTA. When I was flipping the clothes over here and there, the sales associate called me to look at the hanging sets instead. Tsk. He was frowning when I was touching his *beautiful* clothes and fold them up quickly. His expression was so familiar. I was like him too in the past. Guess I know that irritating feeling already. =)

2010-01-08T20:56:00.002+08:00

School has started for a week already and I had skipped 4 lessons this week! WOW! Not in a very good mood in the beginning because I am having some irritating problems. Tons of thanks to you for listening to me. Muacks~ HAHA!
We went to eat SAKAE SUSHI yesterday at Bugis Junction. The sushi's rice doesn't stick well, the 紫菜 is very difficult to chew and the sushi came about 20 mins later after we had ordered. Pissed off when I am hungry!

That clumsy elephant, Mandy, fell down to the floor with a 'BONG' sound. Damn loud! Everybody paused for about 1 minute and looked at her. If I were her, I would have climbed up quickly and ran out. However, she was sitting on the ground for around 3 minutes. KI-SIAO! MAD woman! Don't even feel paiseh. And I am very mean. I called shujia to go out quickly with me, leaving Mandy alone. HAHA!

2010-01-02T11:52:00.002+08:00

Once again, Happy New Year guys!
I'm lazy to type, just post up the pictures will do. HAHA!

Bought this and picnic at there.

Hey that's ziliang, eating his CHIPPY with Jiaxuan

Yeemei/Serena

Aidan/Wanling

We were playing poker cards while waiting for 12am to strike! We reached there about 7pm. Typical Singaporeans(Kia-Su).But it's worth waiting.

The Ongs. As usual, funny poses.

Busy with poker cards, nobody is looking at the camera.

TayShuJun!

ZiLiang/JiaXuan

PehPeh/Serena/WanLing/Yeemei(Left-Right)

ShuJun/Allan/PehPeh(Left-Right)

Serena/WanLing

Wait until PEK CEK!

Look behind Aidan, a Korean Girl. First time seeing a Korean with a flat nose. Even flatter than mine.

What are we looking at? I don't know too.

PehPeh with the moon.

KISS!

Finally it's 12am! Everyone started to stand up and get READY for the countdown.

2009-12-29T13:32:00.002+08:00

为了需要，你竟然耍心计，甚至献计
卑鄙，无耻，下流，奸诈。
我真的是无语.

2009-12-27T22:37:00.003+08:00

Late Pictures :

Nice cooling weather ehs?

Everybody is not looking, stupid 洗脚婢, you know how to take picture anot?

Our pretty maiden, Dai Ruo Zhen as known as 洗脚婢.She loves to help us to wash legs. Take a look at her face, pimples even grown out. Tsk tsk tsk...

Oh, that's me. Look at those machines, resemble right giraffes right? HAHA

Me and RuoZhen

Haha, look at Shi Ting. She was laughing so happily but i don't know what was she laughing at. =)

You see that 大肥(Nickname given by DaiDai). She's taking a photo of him and he still look at the other angle. Purposely act one cool.

Sisters of the day, RuoZhen and Ms.FangFang(Shujia)

We reached there too early already and we got nothing to do so we ended up cam whoring. 老pattern.

Family of 3, shujia had gone crazy(失心疯) during this holidays. She kept talking to this ugly orange-ish creature non-stop as if that creature can reply her back. It will be scary if it does right? So is that Jianhui. They got one toy and called it as their baby. Jianhui says :
"He give that baby 20 bucks to go clubbing",
"OMG! Our baby's armpit is spoilt, keep bleeding, need to send to hospital",
"Our baby is dying",
Sometimes I really feel if that Jianhui is all right anot. HAHA!!!(No offence)

Shujia with her creature.

I was talking half way what pose to give and Jianhui just took it.

Out of a sudden, this boat came! And I want to take with it. Maybe after my graduation, I will want to board this cruise and play in it, those buffets, dance floor, the best will be the CASINO! HooHoo.

Even her birthday cake is Stitch too! DELICIOUS~

2009-12-27T12:59:00.003+08:00

Happy 19th Birthday to TEO SHI TING, The Stitch Girl!

So I think you can guess what's your presents already. We, the family of four, went to VIVO early to get something. It's DAMN pack! Squeezing here and there. Everywhere is pack especially FOOD REPUBLIC! I want to have my YONG TAU FOOD. Waited for about 15 mins, we still can't get our seats and off we go! Headed to Carl's JR. I love their Beef Chili Fries TTM.

We had BBQ at Labrador park there. It was drizzling. Shujia kept complaining non-stop :

The mosquitoes are very irritating
ANTS! Stop biting me!
My shoes are very wet sia.

Here are some of the photos in the past, I don't feel like posting out the first photo because there is someone extra there and if i photoshop it, Jianhui will look weird so i just let it be.
BUT dont care la hor. HAHA!

Year 2008, 29th April.

After one year plus plus, everyone do changes a lot.

2009-12-25T22:16:00.003+08:00

Money is earned to be wasted. Don't you guys agree?
My mother tells me repeatedly that money is difficult to earn and you have to spend it wisely. However, I didn't listen and ended up kena scolded for spending money. You cannot blame me totally for that also because I got my mother's genes in my body! My mother is totally a shopping BITCH. She shops more than me, shops more branded stuff than me.

That's why I love shopping and spending money too. She don't even realize why I keep shopping non-stop when she is there buying one LV handbag after another burberry bag on the same day while stopping me from shopping. UNFAIR! When I told her that I want to buy a R.POLO tee, she stared at me immediately and shouted: SAY ONE MORE TIME! I shut my gap and on the other hand, she came out to me with 3 R.POLOs and asked me which one is nicer to wear on that day. WTF!?!?!?!??! Breast sia she! 妈的！Seriously she needs SLAPPING on her bitchy face! Don't she?

Haix...

BUT!!!

I still love my mummy. When I was working in the past few months, I was so damn tired almost every single day. She will buy for me chicken essence or 熬汤 for me. Every night after work, I can drink her tonic soup before heading to bed. So nice of her! =). She even call me to quit my job if I really can't tahan anymore and called me to rest at home. During this holidays, I am jobless. Doing assignment, watching dramas, sleeping or go out everyday. AND YET I can have an allowance of SGD 900 this month. Hundreds of kiss to my mother.

Celebrated Christmas Eve with those monkeys at Wanling's house. I love the steamboat especially the soup. Thumbs Up! Mahjong through the night.

Photos taken @ Wanling
Edited @ Allan

PS:I HATE DOGS!
I am just scared of them. Afraid of their swift speed!

2009-12-22T13:27:00.001+08:00

冬至节快乐

2009-12-20T00:00:00.003+08:00

Whenever I see Korean artistes' pictures, I am always filled with jealousy! Erhs, why am I not born in South Korea? Tsk! All of them are so perfect!

Just see it for yourself!

BOA! HOT! She's really a babe!

2009-12-16T11:21:00.002+08:00

Finally, I get my facial products yesterday. After considering

Estee Lauder
Lancome
SkII
LA-MER
Biotherm
Shu Uemura

I had finally gotten Biotherm. I troubled my friend a lot just to help me consider. He is damn good larhs, willing to put aside his work and help me to decide. He used to be make-up artist. That's why I kept asking him. HAHA! I am not making use of him yeahs. Anyway thanks a lot.

Dear Allan ahs, spent about 300 bucks yesterday at one go. (Including clothes and food) Last week, I spent about 100 bucks too. This week I am gonna spend another 100 bucks on clothing. AND PERIOD! Stop, no more. My mother had bought a new cupboard BECAUSE the old cupboard cannot put in any more clothes. So damn kua zhang sia. Recently, I really love maroon and blue. Hate to wear black or white always. I will post up the pictures tonight. Yeahs. ^^

2009-12-14T23:04:00.003+08:00

Guys, I need your help.
Which quality is better?
First one:

Second one:

For me, I preferred the first one

2009-12-14T17:34:00.005+08:00

Tsk tsk tsk, I was surfing the net when I came across TVB. Hongkong dramas. I really love them as you guys know. Haha. If you guys are fans of TVB, let me share the good news with you. 2010 dramas.

NUMBER 1:
Police drama
刑警

Artistes: 苗侨伟,黄日华,喧喧

NUMBER 2:
谈情说案

>

PREVIEW:

Artistes: 林峰，杨怡，廖碧兒, 馬國明
My favorite actress: Bernice Liu/Tavia Yueng

NUMBER 3:
囧探查过界

PREVIEW:

Artistes: 王喜，钟嘉欣

NUMBER 4:
THIS ONE MUST SHOUT!
法政先锋III

Artistes: 郑嘉颖, 林文龙. I am not sure about the other main actors. The director is still considering. Heard that 蒙嘉慧 is going to be murdered by 歐陽震華.

NUMBER 5:
SHOUT ONCE MORE!
巾幗梟雄之義海豪情

PREVIEW:

Artistes: All artistes from 巾幗梟雄 and Chen Fala

NUMBER 6:
公主嫁到

PREVIEW:

Artistes: 陈豪，佘诗曼，陈法拉，马国明，钟嘉欣

NUMBER 7:
摘星之旅

PREVIEW:

2009-12-13T19:20:00.004+08:00

What am I doing currently?

Drinking bird nest.

After quitting from my previous job, I feel so comfortable and happy each day. Currently I am working the newspaper job in the night. It's so much better. Pay is more and less tired. I am watching my drama and doing my project everyday. Haha. I am telling the truth. Waiting for Tuesday, fast fast fast! I wanna get my clothing and facial products.

2009-12-05T08:16:00.007+08:00

Penny, our KL friend, came to SG. We brought her to eat steamboat.
Suddenly, we had a thought of going to KL/IPOH again where we eat like HELL, play like SHIT! It was about a year ago. I miss the fun.

After having our dinner, we went over to orchard to shopping and take photos.

I'm having exam next week. I don't understand most of the modules except for maths. Poor thing. Gonna aim for at least a 3 this time no matter what.

At last, I had quited my job too. Don't need to work anymore. Cheers for that. Allan don't need to work until 12am and take cab home every weekends, don't need to fold clothes anymore, don't need to stand for that 10-12 hours per working day.
Congrats me please! =)

Under the beautiful Christmas Tree,

[Left to right: Sujun,Mandy,Ruozhen,Penny]

Gigantic Christmas Tree located outside ION.

Decorations inside the Tree

[Left to right: Sujun,Leeling,Ruozhen,Shujia,JianHui]

ShuJia with LV

Family Photos:

2009-12-03T07:54:00.009+08:00

December's Aims:
1. SKII Discovery Set [$173]
2. One pair of Nudie Jeans [$275]
3. One pair of Fred Perry kingston shoe [$109]
4. Go to Haji Lane and clear their stocks [$150]

Then Allan should stop shopping already!
Everything should put to a stop.
言出必行！

Minimum of cash: $700
Gosh!

2009-12-01T11:44:00.002+08:00

Congrats to TAN JIAN HUI!

Finally 20!

SAKURA followed by a movie:

"My girlfriend is an Agent"

Somebody complained that my blog is damn lagging

so I am not going to post all the photos from today ONWARDS!

Only some ^^

SEXY BACK!

Ruozhen's beautiful eyes

LIUHAO VS JIANHUI

BEAUTIES

Queueing Up,

Lickish Food!!

KENA MOLEST!

2009-11-19T11:37:00.004+08:00

2012!

Rocks to the MAX!

2 and a half hours is definitely worth it!

Again, acting one MJ...

Tsk Tsk Tsk, no comments

I will own these clothes when I am 20!

3 beauties[S.H.E]

Ruozhen is taller than Shujia after

wearing her idiotic boots!

Shujia, don't worry. She is still shorter than you!

*Twist Pose*

Let's compared a 180 guy with 154 lady~

2009-11-17T00:30:00.002+08:00

It's really damn FUNNY!

Please READ!

MALAYSIA's CHINESE!

中国人：今晚你有空吗？我没空！

马来西亚华人：今晚你得不得空？我不得空！

中国人：从上海去苏州要多少个小时？

马来西亚华人：从上海去苏州要几粒钟？

中国人：难道他不可以来吗？

马来西亚华人：你不给他不来啊？

中国人：周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤。

马来西亚华人：周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。

中国人：我一向都是这样的。

马来西亚人：我一路来都是这样的啦

中国人：我的手机掉进沟渠了。

马来西亚华人：我的手机掉进龙沟了。

中国人：你真是聪明！

马来西亚华人：你真是pan nai！(源自马来语pandai，聪明的意思)

中国人：你安静！

马来西亚华人：你diam diam！(源自马来语diam，安静的意思)

中国人：我要去银行取款。

马来西亚华人：我要去银行'按钱'。

中国人：为什么？

马来西亚华人：做么？

中国人：你很强~

马来西亚华人：你很够力~

中国人：明天也叫他一起去吧！

马来西亚华人：明天叫'埋'他一起去！

中国人：我很郁闷~~~

马来西亚华人：我很'显'（sian）啊~~~~（'显'比郁闷的境界更高）

中国人：你再说我就打你！

马来西亚华人：你再说我就hood你！（有点粗俗的）

中国人：你在说什么？

马来西亚华人：你在说sommok？

中国人：你别乱来~

马来西亚华人：你表乱乱来~

中国人：你很无聊！

马来西亚华人：你很废

中国人：我们一起吃这碗面~

马来西亚华人：我们'公司'吃这碗面~（源自马来语的kongsi，就是一起分享的意思）

中国人：今天的天气很热~。

马来西亚华人：今天的天气热到。。。。。。。。。。。。。。~~~~~~~（'到'字要拉长，然后没有下文了）

2009-11-13T10:51:00.003+08:00

Last day for Karen in Bossini!

Congratulations!

2 have left already...

Who else will be gone?

I received a stupid call from takashimaya Bossini during working,

Her aim is to find out who called to them

&& never tell them which outlet she's from.

I took that call and kena scold...

WTF?!!?!?

Not me also.

Waiting to take revenge, watch out!

Don't give me the chance.

2009-11-11T11:27:00.004+08:00

Experimenting my camera instead of listening to the lecture...

Alvin is teaching me how to take nice photos...

Figuring out my camera for about 30mins...

Taken During the First lesson!

Wahahahas!

Taken during the second lesson!

This is Alvin Tham! [Bao4 Ya4]

Jianhui call me to give this pose,

seducing Alvin...

But failed, He didn't respond to me

Mimic-ing Alvin!

Town to ORCHARD again!

Shopped from 3.44pm until 9.30pm

Walking non-stop!

Started to walk from Cine, Heeren, Paragon, Lucky Plaza,

Ion, Far East and back all the way to Centre Point

AND Dinally TAKA!

Woosh....~

ORCHARD's Decoration [PART 2]!

Yesh, I like to take photos, why can't I take photos like those tourists do.

Jianhui says he is PAISEH!

Stupid Idiot! Machiam Vagina got problem!

ME, Do I look tall and slim?

I love this PHOTO the best!

Especially the women over there!

Just look at her POST!

See her legs! Her hands!

ORCHARD CENTRAL!

Christmas Tree at Ngee Ann City!

Me!

I guess I am really that tall. ^^

CHEN JIAN HUI!

FATSO!

*OOps~*

*A big big hole in my pocket*

Gathered at TANGS meeting Shujia and PeiZhen

Had our supper at Newton!

2009-11-09T10:15:00.003+08:00

Last Week,

Starting from Tuesday till Sunday,

ALLAN went to town everyday more than his home!

Busy working, catching movie, eating, shopping etc etc

Take a breastly look of my photos!!

My second home[Orchard] is like a palace....

This year's decoration is so beautiful...

*Bling bling* everywhere,

[Mandy's favourite!]

But please, 你受不起 such bling bling...

Look at those Huge Shiny Balls~

Feel like touching and squeezing it...

MY FUTURE HOME! TANGS!

Tang Hui Ting, your ancestors decorated until so bright and gold!

It's your pleasure to have the surname TANG!

After closing,

We are like some kind of "tourists",

Machiam never see such things before,

Keep taking PHOTOS!

Wahahahs!

SHINY version of ALLAN!

WoOsh!

2009-11-04T21:20:00.004+08:00

THIS IS IT!

Not a nice show at all!

Waste my 6 bucks!

6 bucks is damn difficult to earn all right!

I had to stand for that idiotic one

hour in Bossini to earn that!

As usual, MATHS is boring!

Damn breastly and vagina-ish!

Tell me how to study well if you have to

face a typical china, aunty-look liked lady!

2 HOLLY hours somemore!

Worst than being in the hell all right....

Therefore, I started to take pictures....

Here comes you GUYS!

HAHA!

Mandy with her new hairstyle, straight hair!

Seriously, it looks so much better and younger

than her frizzy + curly + oily hair!

Do you guys agree?

This is the key to open holes~....

HOLES!!!

Guys, you know what I mean right...

Wahahahas~

Mr Kukubird and Mrs Vagina

Today is their monthly anniversary...

Wish you 2 will stick together like how

breasts stick to your body forever! ^^

This 2 girls, talking and talking non-stop about

the Macdonald's monopoly....

Shi Ting : "Why you throw away the TPY sticker?",

"I lack of that one then win already lorhs"

Leeling : "I really don't know, I also didn't play",

"Next time I'll pay you back again by eating MAC!"

Look at her Vagina-face!

HAHA!

This stupid kukubird is trying to act one

Michael Jackson's pose!

For what I can see is just a huge pig acting relaxing...

PERIOD!

Wake up larhs and slim down please!

Me and my SISTER!

We look so alike.. OMG~

Got nothing better to do, so I took this small fountain

which is located at the basement of heeren...

KUKUBIRD, ALLAN's favourite!

My pretty nanny eating kukubird....

She changed her outfit, just to accompany us to town!

So touching~.... HAHA!

People like MANDY wont!....

Again!

Seriously, we love BEEF a lot!

That's why I said: "Family of 4"

People like Mandy who hate BEEF,

still dare to say beef is smelly!

吃不到葡萄说葡萄酸

Our big stomachs after eating so much~

Who is the winner?

Ans: DAI RUO ZHEN!

Her stomach is damn big even without eating much~

Whahahas! ^^

2009-11-03T23:11:00.002+08:00

Jennifer's BODY!

A lot of sexual scenes!

Those who love sex, like Mandy this type...

Please catch it!

Beef is my favorite, I will die without it!

See! Take a look at yourself!

Our 3 Beauties' Asses...

Who has the most beautiful and lickish butt?

See for yourself~ Muhahahahas!

2009-10-27T23:58:00.002+08:00

We love BKK!

Bkk love us!

Woohooo!!!

Sorry for the late POST!

So damn busy recently

Some "family" pics!!!

We promised to go back to "OUR" country again

2009-10-27T23:20:00.000+08:00

Eat Breast!

Eat Vagina!

Eat KuKubird!

2009-10-07T11:49:00.002+08:00

Chalet during weekends.

Joined in for the last day only T_T

Didn't touch much on Mahjong...

Hands are damn itchy,

So I went shopping the next day and bought something nice ^^

Wakakaka~

SteamBoat time!

Yes, we are a bunch of healthy kids.

Wakakaka~

Busy preparing FOOD!

LOOK!

Wanling and Aidan

Xue le, Wanling and Aidan

Seriously, I don't know why am I in this pose.. idiotic!

Future Cleaners : BaiHuiTing/Yeemei

GOOD JOB friends! Keep it Up!

ZiLiang and JiaXuan

We were supposed to play with candles but somehow CHANGED!

Play with FIRE instead! ^^

Who cause the Fire?

Peh Hui Ting!

Purposely set up the camp fire to attract

ziliang and aidan to cause bigger fire!

Am I right Peh Hui Ting?

Everybody is gone except our Yeemei,

sitting there enjoying the fire and smoke. ^^

Went back to wash legs but I don't know why all came in!

And that's how we got this PICTURE!

It's really very squeezey!

Must be someone who put on weight again... HAHA! ^^

Later on THEY bath together!

We still have a video coming soon!

Final Pic!

Drinking Time!

Drunk Nun and Allan!

When I am drunk, Jia Xuan said I look Tiko!

Seriously I am not,

I am a gentleman all the way... ^^

The first person who is DOWN!

Lousy Nun~ ^^

2009-10-01T10:30:00.002+08:00

Celebrated together with colleges for JENSON's last day

Felt both happy and sad for you.

Happy for you because you can get a higher pay somewhere else

Sad for you because we need to follow law by law again.

Had STEAMBOAT at 中华 etc etc.

Crack jokes ah, suan Sally, Gossips until 2am

I reached home at 3am!

Slept for 3 hours and rushed back to work again for 11 hours!

No mood to serve customers, only smile to them.

HAHA!

Very sorry. ^^

**** people, LISTEN UP!

Even though you guys are rich but that doesn't give you the right

to show attitude to us,

Something to give you : 没有文化，身份卑微！

2009-09-24T20:42:00.002+08:00

When I was rushing out to catch my 7.30am bus today,

I saw THIS weather!

I quickly snapped it!

HAHA! Nice nice? ^^

Met up with Shujia and Jianhui during my break and after work.

Wahahahas~

And Yesh! We did mentioned you 2, Mandy and Ruozhen.

Our secret. ^^

My colleges: Woohoo!

This is for you. *Wink wink*

2009-09-21T21:42:00.002+08:00

A wrong step leads to a wrong path.

真的是错到回不了头.

Friends, do think thrice before making proper decisions.

2009-09-21T00:52:00.002+08:00

Working 6 days per week.

My legs had become bigger and harder!

No way, I dont want to have elephant legs!

Yesterday went off to find Shujia and Peizhen

after my work.

As Normal, CHIT-CHATTED and GOSSIPS.

Jie, if we did not get what we wanted in BKK,

we shall did those actions we mentioned ytd!

HAHA! ^^

We did everything quickly in the morning,

got nothing to do and here we GO! :

2009-09-17T22:45:00.002+08:00

Thought tmr I'll not be working so that I can go for facial. Erhs...

Unexpected to be called back to work. T_T

Work Work Work!

Money money Money!

BKK! BKK! BKK!

Shop Shop Shop!

Monday then I go for my facial.

My colleages told me that if they found

out that their partner is having an affair outside,

they will never ever forgive him/her anymore~

Will I be the one to be forgived or I am the one who forgive my partner?

2009-09-15T10:35:00.002+08:00

I am back to blog once more.

Woosh~!! ^^

Two days back I was really damn sick.

Can't even bothered to answer any calls and sms/msn

except for you only~

The moment you messaged me, I recovered 50%!

HAHA, I know it's very Kua Zhang but that's how I feel leh.

Today, I had recovered fully!

Thanks to all my BFF!

They came to my house to Mahjong and

I was there shooting them.

That was one of the reason I recovered so fast!

LATE PICTURES:

Crystal Jade Steamboat with BFFs~

Shopping with my family!
There's only 3 mouths and yet we can
make each other laugh like hell...
Really thanks to someone larhs! HAHA! ^^ Hi-5!

Seriously I know how to both harm and help people~
But i really should help myself this time all by myself~
I do really regretted a lot after sending that stupid message!
No More Sweet Talk! No more whatever!
The only thing is to hide behind and Action~ T_T [Sads]

2009-08-31T14:36:00.000+08:00

Happy 18th Birthday LEELING!

Wahahahs!

Went over to GEYLANG to celebrate after our last paper.

I really love eating!

Eating is the best!

So is Shopping!

Whahahahs!

Let me flash some nice lickish food! HAHA! ^^

NEXT STOP:

点心! THEY ROCKS!

CHEAP AND LICKISH!

GROUP PHOTO:

NEXT DAY: PUB NIGHT!

All are 18 and above! Woosh! ^^

2009-08-15T23:55:00.002+08:00

Curiosity killed the cat!
Stop asking if not you will end up getting hurt only.
Stupid dumb dumb.

Let me teach you friend:
how to gain trust totally from that person,
how to make use of friends.

Remember:

Help him always no matter what
even is small matters.

Let him know that you sacrifices your time for him.
Even there is nothing for you to say,
Tell LIES!
Lies is the great friend of yours NOW!
However, do not spill the beans out
ACCIDENTALLY.

Copied out those lies on a paper you said in a day.
This is to let you remembered those lies you said.
Because you wont remember something that
doesn't happened in your life.
They are FAKE!

Always let him know that he stands
a very high position in your heart!
Lie as much as possible

Lastly,
DO NOT REGRET!
DO NOT CRY!

2009-08-13T22:12:00.002+08:00

2009-08-13T19:58:00.004+08:00

Celebrated together MONKEY AIDAN ONG!

On 7th August!

At dont know what American Express!

Damn nice larhs!

Girls Photo before dinner!

The menus! So lickish!!~~~!!

Some Random Photos! HAHA! ~ Enjoy!

Look at My stupid face!

Arrival of the FOOD!

Just take a good look at it!

Oh gosh!

Look so appealing~!

Cutting Cake Time!

Stupid Aidan!

He blowed the candles out before me!

Left nothing for me to blow~

Anyway my WISH is : Everyone close to me is fit and

healthy and always smile like me!

This apply to all my besties and goodies! HAHA!

There are rules somemore! Woosha! ^^

HANDSOME POSES! Whahahahs!

Laugh until PENG larhs! ^^

PRETTY GIRLS poses!~

very normal. Lose to the GUYS~ Yeahs! ^^

Birthday Boys with all friends! ^^

With JAC, the YAOMING!

Wanling! The Oinks~ ^^

KAHYEE! The PI SAI girl!

Zadyn! The sniff sniff boii! Or rather a nerd on that day. Muhahahs!

SHAWN! The Skinny Guy

SHUJUN! The Small Eye Girl!

Monkey and Panda!

The sisters~~~~ HAHA!

Oh.. sweeet..

Panda with 2 LA MEIs~

Random Photos!!!!!!!~~~

Played Mahjong Overnight! ^^

2009-08-13T19:47:00.003+08:00

LATE POSTS FOR MY BIRTHDAY!

SORRY GUYS!

Celebrated with poly clique first!

Yeahs!

Made me felt so PAISEH!

Cos you guys were singing in Food Court 5!

Tons of people MANN!~ HAHA!

BUT I like it!

Thanks alot guys! Woohoo!!!

Give you guys one big big HUG!

My birthday Cake! Wow!

My Trademark: "Breast and Vagina"

That's why they got me this CAKE!

HAHA! ^^

It rocks larhs!

ALLAN with the CAKE!

I had to carry this balloon anyway I went for that day!

Just Imagine!

I travelled around the school, bugis! MRT station! Bus!

Wonder where should I hide my FACE! ^^

Some Random Photos! ^^

Went to MAN ZI to eat steamboat with CLIQUE! Woohoo!!! ^^

Some food we played with! ^^ HAHA!

Looked like what sia guys!??! HAHA!

Went to catch a MOVIE after dinner!

Movie: The HangOver!

Damn funny! Whahaha~ Laugh throughout the movie!

Happily ended my Great Day with one group photo!

2009-08-07T12:46:00.003+08:00

FIINNNAAALLLYYY ~ 18 Years Old already!!!

Nothing to describe except for one word: SHUANG!

Sorry guys!

I am too busy to update my blog!

I know it's RUSTY!

Post 2 cliques of mine first!

HAHA!

Will continue to blog when I am free! yeahs!

2009-08-06T08:58:00.000+08:00

Happy 18th Birthday to ALLAN TEH

& AIDAN ONG!

My always wish : Everyone is Fit and Healthy

I will post up more pictures today!

Orhs~ I am really very happy today! HAHA! ^^

BABY PANDA!

2009-08-03T00:44:00.002+08:00

Something which makes me happy when I eat it.

Able to online only at night.
Works in the morning and afternoon.
Sadss...
Cannot facebook much.

Let me share some of working stuff.

First day of work,
First time the SHOP manager quarrels with Customer.
I was being blamed for the bringing the DISASTER in.
*Staff kidding*
Knows a lot of new friends,
Which makes me HIGH!
Woohoo~

Day 2,
Kena scolded by one Malay Customer.
I told him the wrong price.
I know it is my mistake but I had already apologised.

He kept scolding like some kind of faggot.
Allan, being smart, ignored his presence &
Continued to do my folding.

Day 3,
Shop manager MOOD SWING!
Customers ANYHOW move my GOODs!
AnyHow Touch touch!
AnyHow Messed Up my Clothes which I had
FOLDED for that MORNING!
ALL GONE!
I bear, more bear, continue to bear etc etc.

More exciting days coming up!
Will blog soon~ ^^

Learn something new:
- How to be polite to customers
- How to communicate with customers

I am going to apply this on my friends too.
BUT will not apply on some Idiots~....

2009-07-31T09:01:00.002+08:00

This week is damn tired, no time to rest!
The BEST is yesterday, THURSDAY!
I slept from 9pm to 8.30am TODAY!
Woooshhhh~

Went to CCK after school to slack.
Leeling, Mandy and I were taking the MRT to platform.
Here comes the embarrassment part!

We saw our MRT had reached!
BUT! Why can't the lift doors opened!?
Leeling and I shouted "快点啦!" *Loudly*
Suddenly, we heard "小姐",
We turned BACK!

We saw a lot of people looking at us [3 dumbos!]
Really throw face until cannot~
The exit door was on the other side instead~
What the~

2009-07-27T08:20:00.003+08:00

Happy 18th Birthday to Wanling! HAHA!
HooHOo! ^^

Went shopping earlier at Marina Square.
One thing I did which embarrassed myself totally!
I went to POA to see my clothes,
I saw one and immediately said that I wanted that shirt.
The sales told me: This is the ladies' shirt.
I dont know where to hide my face! Seriously!
Damn paiseh. But I will go back to buy again
Cos I know I am thick skinned!

2009-07-27T00:42:00.000+08:00

SHE is damn PRETTY!

2009-07-23T10:17:00.002+08:00

Happy 21st Birthday to ZHANG SHU JIA!

Best friends and family forever!

ENJOY THE PHOTOS!

Cameraman: Allan Teh Wei Lun!

Lazy to type out every single procedure!

PRESENTS!

CAKE!

Birthday Girl with Besties and Family!

2009-07-23T10:08:00.003+08:00

Happy 18th birthday to Ziliang!

2009-07-18T13:13:00.003+08:00

July's period is not good at all.
So many people's birthday on this month.

Anyway my birthday is coming soon! Waahahas!
Finally, finally! I am going to 18 soon!
I am going to become adult already. Or am I already?
Wahahaha! ^^

Things I wanna do when I am 18!

- BUY 4D/TOTO
- CLUBBING / PUB
- Buy wine/alcohol myself!
- MOTOR LICENSE
- A lots MORE!

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One of my birthday WISH:

BANGKOK's H1N1 cases decreased to the MAX!
I really wanna go to BANGKOK!
Most of my bunch of idiotic friends went there!
Posting up the pictures etc etc...
Erhs... Really make me feel like flying to there NOW!

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All right, THANKS to MANDY/SUJUN for buying me the Panda's Lollipop.
Although I am very reluctant to take pictures with it.
HAHA! ^^

Camwhore pictures! Muhahahas! ^^

2009-07-14T19:56:00.012+08:00

Post 2 random photos of my relatives..
So many kids... Tsk tsk tsk

Project project project~
Erhs.. Go hell la all..
I wanna play also cant!

Finally!
Today!
I can sleep like a pig!
Muhahahahas!
I dont wanna become a PANDA!

Specially post for you guys!

I do really have great childhood memories!
6 of us:
Always HIGH together!
Ride bicycle everyday!
Play hide and seek, one-leg catching, etc!
Swim together!
Act out the characters in drama!
Play mamasak!
Eat happily together!
Cry together!
Quarrels!
The last but not least: BATHE together.

Imagine! 6 person squeezing in one bathroom!
HAHA!

Really love you all very much!
I will revive our clique once more!
Just that we can't bathe together already...
HAHA! ^^
At the blink of an eye, 10 years has passed...
It's okay.
Now is drinking time! Clubbing time! Driving time! Woosh!

2009-07-13T23:17:00.003+08:00

Tired like one DOG!

No time for SHOPPING!
No time for RESTING!
No time for DRAMAS!
No time for SUPPER!
No time for ALLAN to RELAX!

BUT ALLAN

Has time shooting classmates like ... *Oops*

Will update tmr! I sweared! HAHA!

2009-07-12T10:01:00.002+08:00

Ahs.. Forget to update!
I am not lazy to update! HAHA! ^^

One bad news to announce : My Dear Grandmother just passed away last week
Her death date is the same as her birth date.
That's one of my excuse for not updating.

My first cry in this year.
Never cried until so jialat before
Tears just burst out when I couldn't see my Grandmother anymore

My condition is still unbalance now
受不起任何的刺激等等.

见不到我临走前的外婆是我的终身遗憾.

I have to thanks my grandmother too!
Because of her, I can go back to Malaysia again
to visit my relatives back!

During the last day, we really enjoyed very much!
I was laughing so loudly as if
my Grandmother is having her birthday celebration.

2009-06-29T21:17:00.002+08:00

Friday and Saturday!
(26th and 27th June!)

Enjoying myself with secondary sch friends like crazy!
HAHA! ^^
Catched a movie with DongDong at CINE!
WOW~ Damn paiseh sia!
I guess I am infected by SOTONG's BLURNESS!!!
We walked into the wrong cinema happily..
Till one group of people asked us if we
were in the right seats... HAHA!

Ate Spageddies in Paragon for LUNCH!
Thumbs Up! HooHoo! Nice!
Then Ate a cup of ice-cream!
Omg...Soooo damn shuang sia!~ HAHA! ^^

Second Round! Ding Ding Ding!
Steamboat with Monkeys/Breasts/Va-zai-nas/Idiots and Nun...
HAHA!
Crap all our way long...
As usual, I laugh.. Wahahahs! ^^

Next Day, 27th June.
Went to sentosa with those monkeys again!
I turned even blacker!
OMG!
Guys! Give me 1 month and I will turn myself fairer abit!
Yeahs!
Stop saying what banlgadesh colour, malay.. etc etc
Later stuff you guys de NOSE under my ARMPIT then you guys now!

2009-06-25T23:37:00.002+08:00

This is what I had for dinner today! Wow~
Soooo YUMMY + LICKISH! ^^

Three of us immediately snatched the food like no tmr!
Fought for the food too! HAHA!
Even though I am the eldest, I dont give in!
I snatched too! HAHA~ ^^

My Mummy is backed from JAPAN finally!
WoOts! Miss her so much~
These are the FAMOUS food she bought for us!!!

Cheesecake!

Buttercake!

Famous Chocolate!

Salty French Fries!

Famous 白色恋人!

I didn't know my mother is so RICH!!!
I opened her LV handbag
--> saw ONE LV notepad
--> saw OTHER LV purse
--> saw ANOTHER LV landyard!
WAHSEII~~~ *FAINTS*

I do really believe in KARMA!
Recently happened so much things...
I, Allan Teh, will try my very best
to control!!!
Don't laugh at people's mistakes too much!
Don't shoot passer-bys with dirty words!
Yeahs~ Try my best! HAHA!
And I know I can make it!

2009-06-23T21:58:00.003+08:00

Immediately the next day after REDANG Trip,
I played mahjong with those monkeys! HAHA! ^^
Poor Wanling, next time dont sit under me again.
Wahahahahas~ ^^

This few days I am studying with poly clique~
Going crazy!
HAHA! ^^

Hope that H1N1 cases will be gone forever!!!
If not we cant go to THAILAND!!! Erhhss....

HooHoo!!!
I've become fairer!!!
Not as dark as before already! Yeahs! ^^

You guys judge! Does Allan poses such characteristics honestly? ^^

Leo Characteristics Leos are like lions:

--> Energetic, free, and independent
--> Likes to get things done
--> Excellent leaders because of their authoritative and confident character
--> Very loyal to other people, even to their enemies
--> Like to socialize
--> Like to buy fancy items
--> Like to get the attention of others
--> Always follow their principles so it is very unlikely to be surprised by a Leo
--> Like children and are Good entertainers
--> Leos are optimist because of their strong confidence in themselves
--> Leos are good leaders, managers, performers and negotiators

2009-06-22T11:50:00.002+08:00

BACK! BACK! BACK!
Misses Singapore very much!!!

Hi-5 to Poly Clique!
Had tons of FUN! HooHoo!!!

First day,

*Took a 9-hour bus trip + 1 hour of boat trip*
Backside damn PAIN!

The sea is SOOO damn Clear!
Machiam one big big swimming pool!
Orhs...~ We screamed our heads off when we saw such SEA!

Activites including:
Swimming, Mahjong-ing, Snorkelling, Dancing.

The FOOD sucks totally!
So many houseflies flying here and there!
We were like.. erhs...~ Idiotic!

NIGHT TIME!

Bought Chivas mixed with coke!
DRINK DRINK DRINK~
Afterwards, this MANDY was so bold...
Kept inviting us to dance.
Waahahahs!
So reluctant as there is no people out there
besides our clique.
In the end,
WE DONT CARE
WE JUST DANCE!
LOLs!
People were looking at this bunch of MONKEYS!

HIGH HIGH HIGH!

Finally, all of the people out there
joined in the NIGHT PARTY!
Pespire like hell...

Chit-chatted until around 2am and slept...
ZzZzZzzZ

Day 2,

Went snorkelling!
OMG... The sea water is damn COLD...
Our legs cant reach the bottom!

Beautiful SEA CORALS!
Beautiful Sea Animals!
You can witness one whole school of fish swimming past YOU!

Saw 2 jellyfish! Orhs~~~
So lovely!
That Idiotic Mandy kept screaming like no tmr
when she heard this word "JELLYFISH"!
Feel like giving her a tight slap! ^^

Evening Photos!

Day 2 Cam-Whore! ^^

HIGH through the whole night in the room for Day 2!
Played poker cards...
The 2 loser have to do all the DAREs!

All kind of forfeits!
ROOM forfeit!

*胸部甲头*
*Suck each other's finger*
*Slap each other breasts*
*Stuff one's head into another person's shirt*
*Smell each other's armpit*
*Wear Mandy's bra for one turn*
*Roll on the bed together*

PUB forfeit!

*Dance stupid things in front of crowd*
*Guy hugs Guy*
*Etc etc etc*

2009-06-16T00:51:00.002+08:00

Last post for this week!
Saying some moral stuff,
if you feel bored about it,
you can close it down.
Thanks! ^^

I am finding every bits and characters of me
everyday, non-stopping, to improve myself.
Although I am smiling like one BIG
sicko/lunatic everyday,
Is my heart happy?
Or I am just faking?

Dropped my first tears because of feeling.
I had did something finally
which humans did too.
Normally, I will just laugh about and ignore the whole thing.

I really hate to LOSE!!!
我不甘愿！不服气!
How come I will lose to you?
This relationship is involving more and more people.
Please spare those innocent people!
Please please please...

2009-06-15T11:14:00.003+08:00

Allan is back HOME! Woosh! ^^
Last day of IT show really rocks larhs!
Playing with colleages rather than promoting my stuff!
HAHA! ^^

Found out that I'm so sociable!
You guys agree right?
I'm the only 18. The rest are like 21-24.
Yeahs!
Or my mind is actually very mature/old
that's why I can mingle into them? HAHA!

All kind of customers I saw. *Laughing non-stop*
Feel like giving them a tight slap on their idiotic face.
Ask so many stupid questions.

Examples:
1. Customer 1: "This is a mouse?" [Isn't it obvious?]

2. Customer 2: "What is this? Oh so it's a wireless desktop!"
[It is actually a wireless keyboard, does keyboard look so alike to desktop?]

All kind of stupid breast questions! Don't feel like typing out! ^^

COMPAQ service is .... so sulky!

There are 4 heads in COMPAQ,

All of them are aged 20above!
They are not lian but act one ah lian.
- Not pretty!
- So fat!
- Act one pretty!
- Voice rough like robot!
- Still dare to put shiny eyelashes!
- Still dare to wear mini skirt!
- Legs so ROUGH and BIG like elephant leg!
- Make up so THICK! Machiam those dead people's make up.
- MOST IMPORTANTLY : ATTITUDE SUCKS!

We were sitting down and looking at their promotion
board and they said :
"Eat one packet of rice only, diao what diao sia, never diao before is it!"

All the way kept starring at us!

We borrowed paper from them, in the end kena scolding from them.
Saying : "Can anyhow take people's paper like this de meh..."

I was like WTF! Just only a few pieces of paper! SO STINGY!

*
Feel like scolding them sia during the last day
I was bearing them for so long!
Really felt like stabbing them with my pen knife...
*

*
First kena said by Anna that I am very jian. [Am I?]
Everyday kena said by Angeline that I will have BAO YING! [No way!]
Because I kept shooting people. [That's my hobby, their pleasure too!]
The other 2 guys, Shawn and Victor, only kept laughing.
*

Anyway TMR! TMR! TMR!
Woohoohooo!!! LALALAALA!
Going to Redang Island in MY for 4 days!
It's making me so HIGH!

P/S: I had been missing you all the way! Even I'm working.

2009-06-13T08:51:00.002+08:00

Will not be updating for sometime.
Everday went out at 9.50am
And reached home at 11.15pm.
Gonna crazy soon!
Stupid IT show!

Going to bathe now!
Continued the next time!

P/S: Smiling and Laughing can cure all the problems!
Wanna see back your laughter!

2009-06-08T21:57:00.002+08:00

I will be saving $$$ for this whole month!
Yeahs! ^^
So that i will be able to spend in July period!
So so so anxious for your arrival! Woosh!

I have think of one idea to save $$$ already!
I will be cooking lunch and dinner myself!
I had learnt to cook spaghetti from DongDong that time.
Woosh!

Haix~ T_T. My parents are not at home.
I am all alone! No choice!
I suddenly think of my sister!
Due to her absence at home,
No one buy food for me!
No one pour water for me!
No one massage for me!
No one take my clothes for me when I am bathing!
No one to shoot!
Ahs~~~!!!!

Tmr will be going out with DongDong. Woosha!
Lovely Clothes! I am coming for you all!!!
Wait for your PAPA!

2009-06-08T15:48:00.002+08:00

Allan is on diet now!
Longest spree for NOT eating : 18 hours!

*Claps and Applause*
This few days I am rotting at home.
So boring but I will be damn busy soon after tmr!
Woosh! ^^

Randomly took some photos :

This photos proved my characteristic : STRONG!

I will never be a loser! Only the winner!
Remember! Winner only, I never loses!
Don't force me!

2009-06-06T17:05:00.003+08:00

After cancelling out my working days and travelling days,

I found out that I only had 3 days free for JUNE!
Which is so pathetic!!!

Ahs! Cannot cannot!

I got my exam immediately after my June Holidays!

Projects to be completed during the holidays:
- Java gaming[Create my own]
- Flash [Need to create a short movie on my own]
- Revise all 4 subjects!
[I know nothing from the modules!]

My GPA is going to be DOWN DOWN DOWN all the way!
Who can help me?
Who is willing to help me?

SCREAMssss!!! Into Mandy's Big Face!

2009-06-05T12:24:00.004+08:00

This whole week I am so so so TIRED!

Feel like killing Mandy/Shujia/Ruozhen/Shi Ting/Leeling/Jianhui/Alvin and swallow them UP!

I will be recharged during the holidays~
I had no mood at all to laugh~

I was so damn extremely happy when my Redang ticket was bought!
From 16th June - 19th June. [4days 3 night trip]

And now!!! All gone! GONE~~~~~~~~
I received a call from my daddy from Malaysia!
He told me that I need to serve NS in Malaysia!
I was like..... Question marks all the way....
Doesn't I need to serve NS in SG only?
How come need to serve in MY too?

Even I need to go back for NS, I dont even know melayu!!!
So I have to use hand sign to communicate for that idiotic 3 months?
NO WAY!

The date is such a coincidence!!!
Never so heng before in my LIFE!
比我中TOTO/4D 还要HENG ah!
Stupid idiot!
It's 16th June!
You guys see!!!!
Fall on the same date as my redang's trip date!

I was informed that if i dont wanna go back to MY,
they will capture my parents and call them to go NS!
NEI NEI POK!
So breast when I heard this WARNING!

The most dangerous part is that:
If I go to the checkpoint in Johor Bahru,
they will capture and immediately catch me to KL to serve NS!
Breast sia!!!!
Ahs~ Feel like dying!

Catched a movie on wednesday with poly clique
[Angel and Demon]
*Thumbs Up*
*It's a must to watch!*

Today is my presentation day! I wore formal. Woots!
Look smart ehs? *Oops* [Thick-skinned!]

2009-06-02T20:32:00.002+08:00

My post for MANDY is only in a kidding manner.
This is what we called the REAL FRIENDS!
Yipee! Friends till our legs are straight!

Since showing concern is really so wrong,
i will never show concern for you again.
Yeah! It's you but nobody else~

2009-06-02T18:35:00.003+08:00

This post is for MANDY-THAI!

Then?

So?

Next?

Finally?

What are you going to do lehs?

Do you think you can win me back?

Face the MIRROR!

Look at your HUGE panda eyes!

Look at your LION head hair!

Look at your SUASAGE mouth!

Look at your ELEPHANT ears!

Finally, Look at your HIPPO body!

What a horrible devil!

Still dare to pick on me?

Win me?

No way!

Scram back to your Malay country and pray for help!

Lalalalas~

Announced here: I am the winner!

2009-06-01T09:05:00.002+08:00

Woosh! Although I was at home but I'm very happy.
Got 2 jokers yesterday night! Wahaha!

Zadyn,
We chatted on the phone for quite long.
He this Idiot! Everytime only know how to suan me.
Nothing more, the most frequent word
that come out from his mouth is : JIAN!
Erhs..~

Kelvin,
Woosh!
Webcamed with me and kept making funny poses!
Laughing loudly for the entire night!
LMAO!
He and his stupid poses~ KAKAs!

TakeCare pals!

2009-05-31T00:25:00.002+08:00

Thanks guys! Woosh!
I am back to normal already!
No worries! HAHA!

Hope I can really take off my mask.

*CHEERS for that!*

2009-05-30T00:08:00.001+08:00

Really hurts me a lot seeing you like this...
I want to see the original of you!
Please, I beg you